The lack of money is the root of all evil.
-Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
-Mark Twain
We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.
-Mark Twain
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
-Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
-Mark Twain
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
-Mark Twain
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
-Mark Twain
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
-Mark Twain
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
-Mark Twain
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
-Mark Twain
To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.
-Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
-Mark Twain
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