Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
-Mark Twain
Better a broken promise than none at all.
-Mark Twain
I've never let my school interfere with my education.
-Mark Twain
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
-Mark Twain
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
-Mark Twain
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."
-Mark Twain
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
-Mark Twain
We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.
-Mark Twain
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
-Mark Twain
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
-Mark Twain
To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
-Mark Twain
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
-Mark Twain
Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
-Mark Twain
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
-Mark Twain
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
-Mark Twain
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